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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
watercolourferns
steveogers

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

poseidhn

  • also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
fihli

  • and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
twentyonelizards

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

open-plan-infinity

  • can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
studyandlush

stating something reblog if you agree

watermellens

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

marquiis-de-la-baguette

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

cappuccinohowell

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

pepperminthowell

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

starlight-sanders

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

honey-stick

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

popcorn-fox

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

thegreenpea

AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm

auroraflare

I feel fucking called out

gamergeeker

Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence

k1ngtok1

And don’t forget doing the thing

This thing

The line thing

To sorta show how you space out parts of your scentence

itistimetodisappear

d o n ’ t   f o r g e t  h o w  w e  e m p h a s i s e  a  p a r t i c u l a r l y  m o o d y   a  e  s  t  h  e  t  i  c

stripeyboy

C̨̨̞ͯ̂͊́̒̑ͧ͢͡͡͠H̴͎̪͝͡Ḯ̷̟̝͇̥̟̖̪̳ͅC̺̱̣̯̝̖̪̻̙̿̌͘͘ͅḴ̘̘͙̠̖͔͓̬̐̋͑̉͊͐͗E̛͖̳̭̤̟͑̀̃̾̐̾̄̓͜҉̷̵̡͡N̨ͩͤ͛ͮ̎̉̃̽͘͠ ̵̧̛̖͚̦̣̱͚̬̮͕̼͉͑̿͛̒̈́̃̆̃́͘͡͏N̸̡͎̥̳̰̬̺̠̦̠̺̈ͬ̂ͣ͢͞Ü̴̶̢̹͚̥̫̼ͨ̌ͨͤ͢͝͞Ń̸̷͉̹͚́҉̛͢G̷̸̴̷̶̖͕̹̣͇̞̫̤̱̱̙̃͗ͣͭ͒̀͘͘͢͠E̢̦͗̄ͤ͒͂ͫ͠Ť̛̥͚͕̣̬̹͇͓̳̲̻́͆̍͊̈҉̕͜҉̶̀͜

silver-wield

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liliemsharpe

*and I like it

geekinglikeaboss

I want a teacher to give their students an assignment to intentionally write this way regarding a subject they feel strong about in order to see if this is something you can do intentionally or if its subconscious.

illusionaryblindness

theres also the no punctuation or capitalization thing that reads very differently than how itd be if there was

princess-of-luxure
asinglebell

During the 2020 Pandemic

Regular people: I can’t read their expression with that mask.

Animorphs fans: *He’s smiling with his eyes!!!!* 😭😍😭😍😭😍

sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel

This is an interesting thing because most people don’t know what a smile actually entails. Most animals that are capable of expressing emotions do it with their eyes, ears, and body language. But we get told a smile is something you do with your mouth, which is wrong.

If somebody smiles at you with only their mouth, they are lying through their teeth. Genuine smiles always involve the eyes.

thejakeformerlyknownasprince

YESSSS.  Duchenne smiles happen spontaneously due to joy or amusement, and they involve the eye-wrinkly thing like andalites are described as doing.  Non-Duchenne smiles are the kind we do to be polite, to be photographed, to create a smile outside of amusement/joy — it’s not necessarily lying, but usually about trying to smile on command.

There’s also a FASCINATING cultural discrepancy wherein people from more individualistic cultures (U.S., Australia, Germany, South Africa, etc.) look more at the mouth to detect smiles, whereas people from more collectivistic cultures (Japan, Venezuela, Kenya, India, etc.) look more at the eyes.  So the idea of “smile is something you do with your mouth” is way more common in the U.S. than, say, South Korea.

griffinguy24

That’s why the U.S. emoticon for a smiley is this...

:)

And the Japanese emoticon for a smiley is this...

^_^

thejakeformerlyknownasprince

Well that makes COMPLETELY PERFECT SENSE now that you point it out!